30 Dundas St
Edinburgh EH3 6JN
www.tesco.co.uk
by Beau Cadiyo
Dear Josh Mandel,
FOR FUCK SAKE, STOP TRYING TO CONNECT WITH ME ON LINKEDIN.
It's like nobody remembers how terrible a campaigner you were, how you'd lie about everything, how viciously you attacked your opponents, how you adopted that fake Southern accent, and how you sided with anti-Semitic white supremacists despite the fact that you are, of course, Jewish.
I don't even live near you anymore, although I once did live in Lyndhurst. I can't help you. I wouldn't help you. In my opinion, you are absolute scum.
So why you keep trying to connect with me on LinkedIn is a mystery.
Go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
Beau Cadiyo
I got food poisoning from a chicken sandwich at this Tesco. It was infinitely more pleasurable to projectile vomit for two days than to implicitly endorse Josh Mandel by being connected to him on social media.