Tesco Express

30 Dundas St
Edinburgh EH3 6JN
www.tesco.co.uk

by Beau Cadiyo

Dear Josh Mandel,

FOR FUCK SAKE, STOP TRYING TO CONNECT WITH ME ON LINKEDIN. 

It's like nobody remembers how terrible a campaigner you were, how you'd lie about everything, how viciously you attacked your opponents, how you adopted that fake Southern accent, and how you sided with anti-Semitic white supremacists despite the fact that you are, of course, Jewish. 

I don't even live near you anymore, although I once did live in Lyndhurst.  I can't help you.  I wouldn't help you.  In my opinion, you are absolute scum. 

So why you keep trying to connect with me on LinkedIn is a mystery. 

Go fuck yourself. 

Sincerely,
Beau Cadiyo

I got food poisoning from a chicken sandwich at this Tesco.  It was infinitely more pleasurable to projectile vomit for two days than to implicitly endorse Josh Mandel by being connected to him on social media.