There have been advances in the realm of Sandwich Science™ of which you could not even dream. I know. I dreamt it.
But that's not what this post is about. Every day, in every rounded corner of the globe, people are practicing the art of sandwich-making. However, few dare to practice the sandwich of art-making. Someone in Lakewood is doing just that. I would recommend clicking through to this link, as it is a CraigsList link and is thus subject to removal at any point by the creator, by CraigsList before its time is due, or by CraigsList when its time is not due. They are fickle.
Keep eating (sandwiches, not dog food).
(Thanks to Frank Patton for sending me the link.)